The sparkles and the glitter in the castle made Brienne feel like a woman. A beautiful, feminine woman full of so much love for the world that she could barely contain herself.

For some reason, astral Hogwarts had computers that worked, and lots of MP3's, and thus, after some time primping and styling her hair, picking out an outfit that flattered what curves she had, and preparing a mix CD for her one true love, Jaime Lannister, Brienne skipped out to face the morning.

The urge to sing was overwhelming, and so Brienne serenaded everyone around with a deeply meaningful song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjWn-ueeeLw)