"It's fucked. The only way I've been able to figure it is that the wizarding world is isolated from the Muggle world, and since the influx of people from different realities and worlds and shit, Hogwarts has become isolated from the rest of wizarding society. Something like that. I mean, they have a police-type system."

He shifts on the bed as Koopa comes to curl up beside him.

"The smartest thing to do would probably be to leave."