Yuuri feels bad for all the really buttery people who get popcorned and show up disoriented. He can empathize on so many levels.

"Hi!" He greets the unpopcorned guy with a friendly smile. Yuuri is good at friendly smiles: candid, warm, innocent -- probably way more innocent than a 16-year-old kid in this day and age has any business being, but that's just Yuuri for you. "You feeling okay? I don't think we've met before. I'm Shibuya Yuuri."