((OOC: I mock because I love! It's just, well, he went out via snake. And after all the Snapes on a Plane jokes, too...))

Bella looks confused. 'Me a witch? No, my Dad doesn't know anything about this place--and I'm seventeen anyway. No, I came here...' she pauses. 'I fell off a cliff and ended up here. What Feast? I've been here for months and there have been no classes--' she pauses, and looks up. 'It's not really a proper school anymore...'

Which means he must have been here before. And she's possibly messed up the space-time continuum. Thingy.