Tamaki jumps - stickily - to his feet.

"Haruhi is my child because I have taken her under my wing, teaching her the ways not only of the privileged nobility, but that of the Host! Admittedly Haruhi is a natural rookie, but I protect and oversee her in every aspect of life!" He turns and thrusts an outstretched finger into Mello's face. "I would never do something that would shame girl in that way!"

He gets a little worked up sometimes.