"We were supposed to sign up?" Homestar asked, momentarily not connecting that sign-up sheet (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/1532722.html) with the Great Hall gathering. "Ooh, are we forming a sports team? I'm a terrific athlete." He grinned.

All in all, this was already the best Valentine's Day ever. They'd been sitting there for whole seconds (possibly even a minute or two, time being fluid and all that) and Susan still hadn't ordered him to make her a sandwich.