"Ah, food as a weapon?" The Hat's tone was very gleeful and approving. It was apparently less interested in nourishment than food fights. Perhaps it was because the Hat did not require nourishment of its own, or perhaps it was because the house-elves provided all the food the school needed. Whatever it was, the Hat was definitely taken with this concept.

After a moment, it continued, "I asked for the pimpin' sunglasses and an explanation, and you followed through, and so shall I." And without another word, it issued Jezz's sorting announcement.