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Ye Olde application of Zim
((OOC note: Zim's pak, which controls his higher brain fuctions, is on the fritz, so he's been going through personality shifts. Right now, he's in Shakesphere mode))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Truly, I doth favor well-aged Cheddar. Tis must be extra sharp, for the bite doth soothe hunger and needs it blend well with what the humans call chocolate.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney doth be suitable for controlling the human larvae, but this Carrottop human doth serve no useful purpose. Tis needful that he be the first to go.
3. What time is it where you are?
Mere minutes to the end of the Twelveth hour of yon day.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Tis would be that I harass Severus Snape, most Irkenlike is he, and doth posess a most pleasing complexion to mine eye. I would inform him of my desires, press him, indeed, give no rest, until he doth yeild up what I desire.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Verily will I construct such wonderous machines whose purpose is manifold. For such is mine brillance, nay, such is my genius, that I can but spin food out of little more than thin air, and present it most pleasingly to the eye.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Truly, I doth favor well-aged Cheddar. Tis must be extra sharp, for the bite doth soothe hunger and needs it blend well with what the humans call chocolate.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney doth be suitable for controlling the human larvae, but this Carrottop human doth serve no useful purpose. Tis needful that he be the first to go.
3. What time is it where you are?
Mere minutes to the end of the Twelveth hour of yon day.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Tis would be that I harass Severus Snape, most Irkenlike is he, and doth posess a most pleasing complexion to mine eye. I would inform him of my desires, press him, indeed, give no rest, until he doth yeild up what I desire.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Verily will I construct such wonderous machines whose purpose is manifold. For such is mine brillance, nay, such is my genius, that I can but spin food out of little more than thin air, and present it most pleasingly to the eye.