"Oh, my gosh, that's so freaky how they do that!" Sasan automatically burst in return, eyes widening a bit. Because, seriously. They ask you to tell you about some time you went to the zoo or something and somehow figure out you have mommy issues? What skills! Sasan was certainly jealous. "Ugh, I thought it was some kind of stupid survey thing and now they're figuring out my lifestyle by cheese choice? I cannot be that emotionally simple!" It was a disaster. Really and truly.

Sasan let out a huffy breath, temporarily dismissing the subject of sorting by choice cheese, instead distracted by camembert. Yum. "Yeah, what do you say to that? Seriously, there's, like, the fondue cubes of cheese. Or the stuff you melt on a cheeseburger. It's a decision of life, it really is."