"Excuse me? Pastels, especially pink pastels, are totally acceptable year round!" Even though her new BFF was clearly wrong, Kelly was still beaming. It was so nice to have someone to discuss the important issues with! "Think Miami! Just because it's past labor day doesn't mean we all have to dress like ugly, bag-wearing hobos." Pause. "Of course, white is still a no-no, after labor day." Unless it was a wedding dress. You had to draw the line somewhere.

Hee! "I know! The teardrop heel is amazing, but all that fur totally pulls attention away from it!" Aww, poor new BFF. "You never know. He might branch out into menswear someday."