Steph threw her hands up in the air. "I keep telling you people! There is no baby! Do I look like I'd sleep with Hairgel?" She poked Sam in the chest, righteously! "The answer is no! I don't know what the Hat is smoking, but I've got standards! And a boyfriend!"

...oh, crap. She was going to have to explain all this to said boyfriend. She'd only just gotten used to saying the 'b' word again in conversation, and now she was gonna get dumped!

To further reiterate her 'Nien mit baby' Point, she ignored the Pumpkin Juice (which was seriously gross, anyway), and downed another Drink. "See? See the no hesitation in regards to alcohol? Not pregnant!"