His skin... was... and he... God! I thought I'd seen weird stuff here before! Trick staircases and house elves had nothin' on this. I was definitely not watching with mouth agape. I was a professional! Even when... he was getting shape again and... Wow, those were actually pretty nice abs he had going on there.
God, Veronica, Earth to freaking Mars! Shut up!
I have a boyfriend. Not checking out the incredible Mr. Miracle Grow going on right here. "Jesus," I breathed aloud to him, eyes wide. Okay, so I was gaping. And trying to appear nonchalant by pulling at the bottom of my shirt (http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/images/us/local/products/productsall/p346994b.jpg) and adjusting the strap of my messenger bag. "What the hell happened?"
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Damn.
And... I repeat. Damn.
His skin... was... and he... God! I thought I'd seen weird stuff here before! Trick staircases and house elves had nothin' on this. I was definitely not watching with mouth agape. I was a professional! Even when... he was getting shape again and... Wow, those were actually pretty nice abs he had going on there.
God, Veronica, Earth to freaking Mars! Shut up!
I have a boyfriend. Not checking out the incredible Mr. Miracle Grow going on right here. "Jesus," I breathed aloud to him, eyes wide. Okay, so I was gaping. And trying to appear nonchalant by pulling at the bottom of my shirt (http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/images/us/local/products/productsall/p346994b.jpg) and adjusting the strap of my messenger bag. "What the hell happened?"