Tako expects secrets, people! The tabloids have been hounding him, and some fresh dirt will only help his ratings. Alan Grant claims that it's just the hat, really. Damien Thorn is not just the President of Hair Club for Men, he's also a member. Roxy Spaulding will pwn your secrets. Oliver Wood has no idea that "broom closet" might also refer to Quidditch players who have a few secrets of their own. Provenza has some secrets that probably the world is better off not knowing. Tenel Ka doesn't really understand the concept. Molly Millions will find you. Post if you dare. Dieter Prohl will sex secret you up. Billy Brennan insists that it's more than the hat. Ellie Sattler will not be caught without her clothes this time.
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Tako expects secrets, people! The tabloids have been hounding him, and some fresh dirt will only help his ratings.
Alan Grant claims that it's just the hat, really.
Damien Thorn is not just the President of Hair Club for Men, he's also a member.
Roxy Spaulding will pwn your secrets.
Oliver Wood has no idea that "broom closet" might also refer to Quidditch players who have a few secrets of their own.
Provenza has some secrets that probably the world is better off not knowing.
Tenel Ka doesn't really understand the concept.
Molly Millions will find you. Post if you dare.
Dieter Prohl will
sexsecret you up.Billy Brennan insists that it's more than the hat.
Ellie Sattler will not be caught without her clothes this time.