Yikes, damage control to Major Michael! Now both hands were held up in front of him, and he quickly said, "No, no, I am not calling you fat." Even Michael was not so oblivious as to not know that one. "Yoooouuuuu...are a beautiful nubile-ian woman." He gave her a Look of Significance, proud of his "knowledge" of another word for "black" (http://m-w.com/dictionary/nubian). "But I would like to go downtown." Then, more quietly, "I think."