The Horrible Unpopping of GIR! (open RP)

[metsuhametsu.livejournal.com]

Deep in the bowls of the castle - which is to say, in a rather large and unusual room on the second floor - there came an almighty crash, as a small metallic robot fell from the roof into a little metal pile on the stone floor. How he managed this after spending several months as a large kernel of popcorn in an unbreakable glass case is unknown.

The little robot flipped onto his feet and gazed about the room with huge, featureless eyes. For several moments he looked somewhat contemplative.

This impression was somewhat shattered when he opened his mouth and screeched, "I'm NAKED!!!" and started running around one of the cases of giant popcorn kernels, waving his arms above his head.

"WHEEEEEE! I taste like a monkeh!"

((Come and encounter GIR - if you dare! XD))

Comments

Re: Unpopcorning of ZIIIIIM

[gr8testirkeneva.livejournal.com]

He glared. "No, GIR." Except it sounded like he said. "Hoo, mir."

Re: Unpopcorning of ZIIIIIM

[metsuhametsu.livejournal.com]

"Oh." He thought for a moment. "Say 'mongoose', then!"

Re: Unpopcorning of ZIIIIIM

[gr8testirkeneva.livejournal.com]

Zim struggled, "MIR! MNIR! SFOPT HIS! OBY HEEE!" He stopped, furious and rolled his eyes. "Mongoose."

Re: Unpopcorning of ZIIIIIM

[metsuhametsu.livejournal.com]

"Wheeeee!" GIR screeched, pleased. In order to express his joy, he let go of Zim jumped onto his head, bouncing and flailing his arms somewhat.

Then he stopped and looked up at Zim.

"You're upside dooooooown," he commented. "... what was happening again?"

Re: Unpopcorning of ZIIIIIM

[gr8testirkeneva.livejournal.com]

"GIR, SIT STILL!" Zim commanded, somewhat at the end of his tether. "Can't you feeel it, GIR? The eyes of the enemy on this ball of spinning FILTHY -ugh- Dirt!" He shook GIR off vigourously. "But we have a chance! A chance to prove to the Almighty Tallest that We Are Wortheee. I can SMASH these sad little monkeys once and for all, GIR! I FEEL the worthyness flo-o-w through my veins like-like...GIANT RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS!" He shook his fists.

Re: Unpopcorning of ZIIIIIM

[metsuhametsu.livejournal.com]

GIR stared up at him with his glowing, featureless eyes.

"I had no-idea," he said in a sing-song.

Re: Unpopcorning of ZIIIIIM

[gr8testirkeneva.livejournal.com]

"These PITIFUL earthy-things with their FINGERS and INFERIOR gooey eyes! They won't KNOW what hiiiit them, until they...SEE ME! ALMIGHTY ZIIIM! They won't make a fool out of this Irken Invader! HUMAAAANS-! Prepare for your Doom."

He looked down at GIR, "Be quiet, GIR! YOU're blowing our INGENIUS cover! Remember that we're perfectly normal human worm babies...or doggies." He crouched, glaring around suspiciously.

Re: Unpopcorning of ZIIIIIM

[metsuhametsu.livejournal.com]

"The piggy made a friiiiend." GIR squeaked the toy in front of Zim's face a bit more.