hh_mirror | The Horrible Unpopping of GIR! (open RP)

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The Horrible Unpopping of GIR! (open RP)

Deep in the bowls of the castle - which is to say, in a rather large and unusual room on the second floor - there came an almighty crash, as a small metallic robot fell from the roof into a little metal pile on the stone floor. How he managed this after spending several months as a large kernel of popcorn in an unbreakable glass case is unknown.

The little robot flipped onto his feet and gazed about the room with huge, featureless eyes. For several moments he looked somewhat contemplative.

This impression was somewhat shattered when he opened his mouth and screeched, "I'm NAKED!!!" and started running around one of the cases of giant popcorn kernels, waving his arms above his head.

"WHEEEEEE! I taste like a monkeh!"

((Come and encounter GIR - if you dare! XD))

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"No you didn'," GIR sing-songed; but he did run up to Zim, waving one arm rapidly in front of the Irken Invader's face.

"I taste like a monkeh!" he repeated - then suddenly, as if for the first time, glanced at the giant popcorn kernels. "Poppity poppity popcorn! Did we go pop?" The word seems to amuse him. "Pop pop tee pop-pop-pop, poppity POP POP pop, poppy poppy POP!"

"GIR! FOCUS!" He ordered. "We're deep in the enemy territory, we can't afford to draw...attention to ourselves." He paused, looking this way and that. "Hurry, GIR, what information have you gathered from these human filthies?"

He gasped in horror, "And WHERE are our disguises?!"

"Piggy met another piggy!" GIR exclaimed excitedly. "It went SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK like this: SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK."

He stuck his tongue out, considering Zim's last question. "I... don't know." Then he leapt into Zim's arms. "HUGGIIIIIIING!"

He yelled in frustration. "GIR! GIR! Would-you-ugh-pay-nrgh-attention?! GIR! OBEEEEY MEE!" He stopped struggling with him. "please?"

GIR squished Zim's cheeks together, giggling. "Only if you say 'platypus'!"

He glared. "No, GIR." Except it sounded like he said. "Hoo, mir."

"Oh." He thought for a moment. "Say 'mongoose', then!"

Zim struggled, "MIR! MNIR! SFOPT HIS! OBY HEEE!" He stopped, furious and rolled his eyes. "Mongoose."

"Wheeeee!" GIR screeched, pleased. In order to express his joy, he let go of Zim jumped onto his head, bouncing and flailing his arms somewhat.

Then he stopped and looked up at Zim.

"You're upside dooooooown," he commented. "... what was happening again?"

"GIR, SIT STILL!" Zim commanded, somewhat at the end of his tether. "Can't you feeel it, GIR? The eyes of the enemy on this ball of spinning FILTHY -ugh- Dirt!" He shook GIR off vigourously. "But we have a chance! A chance to prove to the Almighty Tallest that We Are Wortheee. I can SMASH these sad little monkeys once and for all, GIR! I FEEL the worthyness flo-o-w through my veins like-like...GIANT RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS!" He shook his fists.

GIR stared up at him with his glowing, featureless eyes.

"I had no-idea," he said in a sing-song.

"These PITIFUL earthy-things with their FINGERS and INFERIOR gooey eyes! They won't KNOW what hiiiit them, until they...SEE ME! ALMIGHTY ZIIIM! They won't make a fool out of this Irken Invader! HUMAAAANS-! Prepare for your Doom."

He looked down at GIR, "Be quiet, GIR! YOU're blowing our INGENIUS cover! Remember that we're perfectly normal human worm babies...or doggies." He crouched, glaring around suspiciously.

"The piggy made a friiiiend." GIR squeaked the toy in front of Zim's face a bit more.

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