Wilson was in no way Christian. He was born and raised by Judaism, on a normal occasion would have been celebrating Passover and certainly not Easter. Hell, his initials were even JEW. Yes, that was how much he bled the Jewishness. The concept of rabbits laying eggs never made sense to him anyway, no matter how many people tried to explain that it was somehow breaking the cycle of evolution to revert bunnies away from their mammal ways to represent... rebirth or something.

Free chocolate, however, he was not going to argue with in the slightest, even if it was late. For the Easter that he didn't celebrate. It was chocolate, God, who was gonna pass that up? Dubious as it was that the Easter Bunny would say 'biznatches' (he'd thankfully missed that sorting), he grabbed at one on the plate with a grateful sort of look in his eyes and popped it into his mouth. Guh, it was even caramel.

Of course, had he paid a single bit of attention to any of the many times chocolate had been placed on trays in this school, he would have known better. And that free chocolate at Hogwarts came with consequences. Because, well, moments after he'd swallowed said chocolate, needless to say, Wilson was, er, missing certain assets. And had happened to come upon a few more.

...Oh, dear.