Doug took a few long seconds to stare at the talking hat in front of him and... well, he'd seen giant, talking squid that made him give them foot massages and... a giant marshmallow with a jumping hat. This wasn't. As strange. ..Right?

Good God, it was a talking frickin' hat.

"It's, uh. It's a fanny pack!" Doug replied brightly nonetheless, tugging a bit at the thing encircling his waist and grinning proudly. "It carries all of my stuff!"