Doug had no idea what dong ma meant, respectively, despite the fact that his geeky mun very much does so and has been learning Mandarin since Firefly first came out but it sounded like the basic gist of this was... drinking? Er. "Oh, I dunno," he replied weakly, looking a bit taken aback, blinking some. He'd tried drinking before, really. He ended up with lots of vomit and... a large headache, and really, what was the benefit at the end of everything? "And, I mean, the dead people aren't so bad...! They're really nice, actually."