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Application for Henry Winter, 'The Secret History'
(Cleared with Camilla-mun!)
The tall, dark-haired man strides through a door, looking down at his watch. The wire-rimmed glasses he wears glint as he reaches the middle of the room and lifts his head, checking where he is.
When Henry Winter speaks, it is in a cool voice.
’I do hope I’m not late.’
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Bel Paese. I like Italian cheeses; preferred them over the more readily available, in any case. The name itself means ‘beautiful country’—and cheddar, what does that mean? Nothing. It’s named after the village where it was made. Lack of imagination never made a good cheese.*his mouth quirks slightly here, at the absurdity of the questions; but match absurdity with absurdity*
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Bu--? Ah. Barney. I’m afraid I don’t hold a particular hatred for either; is this a failing at this place?
3. What time is it where you are?
*he spreads his arms wide; he is rather intimidating in this pose, it would seem* Here? I have no idea where here is. But my own watch says it is five pm, so I will agree with that for the time being.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
*Henry looks vaguely disgusted* No. No. I don’t think this question lends itself to any sensible answer.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
‘Live Forever’. Too often drunks and layabouts really do believe that; at least we’ll know where they are, drawn by the shining lights, perhaps.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
*here, he squints, pulling his glasses off* Fra--? Oh, no, Fred. How could I possibly answer? I don’t know any man referenced in the question.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Maybe you’ve missed a few too many deadlines; perhaps you’ve not anticipated the workload. But it’s more than likely you’re finding it too difficult; even with challenging amounts of work, if you are competent you should find time to do it.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Why, how can a man prove that? Even if I were to answer, all you would have is my word. Would that really be enough?
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
*here, he really does look disgusted* I did not anticipate this sort of question. All I have is my watch, and my wallet. *Henry opens his wallet, and, after getting a photograph from it, throws it contemptuously to the floor* Find something you want in there.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ___HW_________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___HW________.
I agree to be a good sport (pip pip!) and not get my knickers in a bunch. ___HW________.
One day, marmalade will rule the world (Not if I get to Hampden first). _____HW________"
The tall, dark-haired man strides through a door, looking down at his watch. The wire-rimmed glasses he wears glint as he reaches the middle of the room and lifts his head, checking where he is.
When Henry Winter speaks, it is in a cool voice.
’I do hope I’m not late.’
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Bel Paese. I like Italian cheeses; preferred them over the more readily available, in any case. The name itself means ‘beautiful country’—and cheddar, what does that mean? Nothing. It’s named after the village where it was made. Lack of imagination never made a good cheese.*his mouth quirks slightly here, at the absurdity of the questions; but match absurdity with absurdity*
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Bu--? Ah. Barney. I’m afraid I don’t hold a particular hatred for either; is this a failing at this place?
3. What time is it where you are?
*he spreads his arms wide; he is rather intimidating in this pose, it would seem* Here? I have no idea where here is. But my own watch says it is five pm, so I will agree with that for the time being.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
*Henry looks vaguely disgusted* No. No. I don’t think this question lends itself to any sensible answer.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
‘Live Forever’. Too often drunks and layabouts really do believe that; at least we’ll know where they are, drawn by the shining lights, perhaps.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
*here, he squints, pulling his glasses off* Fra--? Oh, no, Fred. How could I possibly answer? I don’t know any man referenced in the question.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Maybe you’ve missed a few too many deadlines; perhaps you’ve not anticipated the workload. But it’s more than likely you’re finding it too difficult; even with challenging amounts of work, if you are competent you should find time to do it.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Why, how can a man prove that? Even if I were to answer, all you would have is my word. Would that really be enough?
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
*here, he really does look disgusted* I did not anticipate this sort of question. All I have is my watch, and my wallet. *Henry opens his wallet, and, after getting a photograph from it, throws it contemptuously to the floor* Find something you want in there.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ___HW_________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___HW________.
I agree to be a good sport (pip pip!) and not get my knickers in a bunch. ___HW________.
One day, marmalade will rule the world (Not if I get to Hampden first). _____HW________"
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She's afraid. But she's also glowing.
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Henry is an astute man. Maybe he guesses what she was working on. Maybe not.
'So,' he begins, looking straight at her. 'What happens now?'
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"Anything," she says. "Anything we want."
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'Would I be correct in assuming you have some ideas?'
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She runs a hand through her hair nervously.
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'Tell me more of what there can be done here, then,' he says, to alleviate her nervousness.
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Julian is still someone he misses. But all the things she mentions interests him. He knows a little about each subject she mentions, save Charms.
'Doggerel. But apparently doggerel works. One must use Latin for spells, yes? Could you conceivably create a new spell?'
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He does provide her with a raison d'etre, just by being here, and that's got to be enough. She offers him another smile, this one more tremulous.
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Here is one thing the ones before him have not conquered. He smiles--not at her, not really, but at the prospect of being an inventor, almost.
Glimpsing her smile--the anxiety in it, he moves towards her, with all his old grace. He doesn't want to touch her; his skin might feel different.
'Tell me you don't want to create the new from the cloth of the old.'
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She's reacting fast. He's pleased. Going over lists of spells he would want to learn; open doors, or to turn away suspicion. There's a list a mile long; and some must be available already.
vote: Ravenclaw
Re: vote: Ravenclaw
He could feel it. Just. A tingle on his cheek, nothing more, as though he was just thawing out.
Where Camilla is concerned, he wants to thaw sooner rather than later.