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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
St Andre. It's a buttery triple-creme not unlike brie.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
If at all possible, I would manipulate the situation so that I could destroy both with a single blow. If, however, it came down to a choice between one or the other, I would undoubtedly destroy Barney first - he poses a far greater threat to our youth.

3. What time is it where you are?
2:52 pm; a time I normally have scheduled for training exercises and rulebook memorization.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I find this question wholly offensive, and refuse to answer.
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. . . any of the Weasley boys. Their hair looks as though it would lend itself well to grabbing. ~~And I like redheads.~~

5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin.
Delta Patrol Squad B is neither witty (sorry, Bridge), nor a bar. And it isn't dimly lit. However, if I were to, say, bartend in my free time, which of course I do not do, it would be in a bar called I SHOULD BE THE RED RANGER, AND JACK SHOULD BE IN JAIL. It would be a beautiful place.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

I'll give you all-access to Bridge's underwear drawer. And apples. Because apples are delicious.

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::jumps again, turning his head away and staring at Fenrir worriedly. Being nibbled on by strange men with sharp teeth..! Not really on his list of fun things to do::

I'd make a terrible wolf. I can't even growl! ::tries and ends up making a silly noise in the back of his throat::

Cease and desist. You will not turn Bridge into a werewolf. ~~I can only imagine what having that much physical contact would do to him!~~

Because. . . well, because we already have one canine in SPD. Doggie is enough.