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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
St Andre. It's a buttery triple-creme not unlike brie.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
If at all possible, I would manipulate the situation so that I could destroy both with a single blow. If, however, it came down to a choice between one or the other, I would undoubtedly destroy Barney first - he poses a far greater threat to our youth.

3. What time is it where you are?
2:52 pm; a time I normally have scheduled for training exercises and rulebook memorization.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I find this question wholly offensive, and refuse to answer.
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. . . any of the Weasley boys. Their hair looks as though it would lend itself well to grabbing. ~~And I like redheads.~~

5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin.
Delta Patrol Squad B is neither witty (sorry, Bridge), nor a bar. And it isn't dimly lit. However, if I were to, say, bartend in my free time, which of course I do not do, it would be in a bar called I SHOULD BE THE RED RANGER, AND JACK SHOULD BE IN JAIL. It would be a beautiful place.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

I'll give you all-access to Bridge's underwear drawer. And apples. Because apples are delicious.

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Can I protest? I'm protesting. I don't think you're allowed to do that.

And your aura looks like it's going to try and eat me ohgod.

Uhm. Why grandma, what big teeth you have. If you want Sky you'll have to go through me first.

The guy you wanted to put in Hufflepuff. He's not really a Hufflepuff. He's not very helpful. I should know-- he's my roommate. ~~And he tried to give away my underwear.~~

Wait. What does Hufflepuff have to do with you ripping him apart?

He's not chewy at all. He's tough and stringy (I think.) Gets up every morning at 5am precisely and goes running for exactly an hour and fifteen minutes. I've timed him.

Me? I'm I'm I'm going to back away now slowly? BecauseI'mverychewyandprobablytasty.

No, nope not at all not me, I don't chew on Sky ever! He'd noogie me. ::backs up, eyes wide::

Hey! Back off my roommate. I'm the only one allowed to torment him! ::protests!::

Damn right, I'm a hero. Back off my helpless roommate. ~~He is too helpless.~~

HELPLESS!? ... I'm shortsheeting your bed.

How do you fit all those teeth in your mouth?

If I say 'no' you won't go away, will you?

I... didn't think so. ::backs up more:: So, do you like toast? ::weak smile::

::yelps when his back hits the wall:: Meat? Like pastrami? Cause I know this little place on the corner of Apple and Dell... If you want we could go out sometime. My treat!

::is a superhero and should not be afraid. Except... dude, WEREWOLF. Unholy beast. Nibbling on him!::

Nope. I'm sort of vegetarian. Well, mostly because the SPD kitchen can't really reliably come up with good, non-vegetarian food. Not that their vegetarian food is any good. ::babbles::

I prefer waffles. And personal space. ::has his hands on Fenrir's chest::

::flexes his hands, feeling the growl in his fingers::

By getting better chefs? ::hopeful::

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