http://grouchyoldsnake.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] grouchyoldsnake.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hh_mirror2006-01-26 05:58 pm

Might as well give this in.

.Curriculum Vitae of Salazar Slytherin

Position Desired:
- Professor of History of Magic

Education:
- Homeschooled
- Hogwarts

Relevant Job Experience:
- I've watched the world change for over a thousand years, and experienced firsthand those events that are now studied as 'history'. I can offer students a unique, and interesting, perspective of the major events of the wizarding world over the last millenia.

Other Qualifications:
- One of the founders of the school.
- Former teacher of Dark Arts (that pappish 'defense against' junk wasn't part of the title back then).
- Multi-lingual.
- Not in need of living quarters.
- Traditional part of the school.
- One of the greatest wizards of all time.
- Very capable of keeping students under control.
- Strict disciplinarian.

Notable Skills:
- Survived in a Hat for several centuries.
- Can argue Rowena Ravenclaw into being silent.
- Yet to have a single student fail a class of mine (though a few died, of course).
- Commands attention well.
- Highly accomplished - and renowned - wizard.
- Founded a bloodline of Parseltongues which is now reliant on a poofter to continue it.
- Created several highly magical items, only a few of which have known locations.

Affliated With:
- S.N.A.K.E, Slytherins Not Above Killing Emus.
- M.A.G.I.C Mudblood Attackers Gaining In Corpulence.
- H.A.T Hat And Tom

((Hope you don't mind, Cthulhu-mun, but I borrowed his resume layout because he did such an insanely good job of organizing it. XD))

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