http://all-madhere.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] all-madhere.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hh_mirror2006-06-09 04:25 pm
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Application for The Mad Hatter [Belial], Angel Sanctuary

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? ...That's a weird question. I wasn't told that I'd be asked about cheese, of all things. But I'm not going to try to weasel out of it, oh no. My favorite cheese is goat cheese.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? Carrottop. As a redhead myself, I can't have some twat giving us all a bad name. But I'll happily do away with Barney too, after I've disposed of Carrottop.

3. What time is it where you are? You know, no two clocks ever say the exact same thing at the exact time. Bearing that in mind, can anyone ever truly know what time it is, really?

It's dark out, for whatever that's worth to you.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Oooh. Now this question, I like. While I'd like the chance to sample them all, if forced to choose only one, it would most likely be Ginny Weasley. I do so love adorable, spirited little girls. I'd go into more detail, but I'm under very specific instructions from my Lord to not, and I'm quoting, "creep everybody out."

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Slithy Toves.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Ooh, now here's another question I like. I can give you anything you want. Well, almost anything, anyway. Normally, there's a price for such requests, but since this is a bribe, I suppose I can give you one "on the house," as they say. Obviously, there are limits to my abilities, but not many. If you need someone knocked off, say, or need something you can't get, come up and see me sometime.

[identity profile] lilypotter60.livejournal.com 2006-06-11 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Lily considered the Mad Hatter for a moment. Then she shrugged. "Lust and horniness are practically the school motto," she said wryly. "Add in drunkenness and you're the top student."

The hand hovering over her wand didn't relax, but she stuck out the other hand and introduced herself, "My name is Lily. I reckon Hufflepuff would be an appropriate place to sort you, if you like."

VOTE: HUFFLEPUFF

[identity profile] lilypotter60.livejournal.com 2006-06-11 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Lily smiled slightly. "Should I call you 'Mad Hatter' then, or do you have a more informal means of address?"

Re: VOTE: HUFFLEPUFF

[identity profile] lilypotter60.livejournal.com 2006-06-11 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Lily nodded. "Hatter it is, then. Enjoy your sorting." Another brief smile and Lily turned to leave the room.

((OOC: I have no idea who this character is, but I *love* your responses! Just thought I'd let you know.))