Joachim Armster, Castlevania fandom
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hh_mirror1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I can no longer eat cheese, I'm sure it would make me ill. What sort of discriminatory question is this?
From what I remember of cheese, which isn't much, the texture of stepped-in brains is similar to that of certain cheeses. I won't be putting either in my mouth any time soon, thank you.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
The human. I'd remove his sweet head for him, stroke his ginger hair, and tell him what a good boy he is. Oh, I'd like that, I'd like that very, very much.
3. What time is it where you are?
I've not seen the light nor felt the warmth of the sun for many long centuries. For me it will always be night...
Excuse me while I go pen a dreadful metrical composition and impale my wrists on something sharp. I've heard that's what juveniles do for fun these days whenever "darkness" is mentioned in any form.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Tonks has the most fascinating hair, I would dearly like to pet her. Her wolf friend too, if he won't bite terribly hard.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Guillotine. I have many ideas for bar entertainment.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Whichever one of them doesn't plan to imprison Harry in the water veinwhich is a fancy name for SEWER of their damned castle for all eternity.
Of equal importance, whichever one bathes more than once a decade. And doesn't cackle in bed. Nnghh.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
If you stopped imprisoning your servants on a whim, they'd be more likely to help you.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I wield five swords with my mind alone. (Obligatory "I can kill you with my brain" comment goes here.) I'm adept at my own unique form of magic, with and without the swords and psychic abilities.And I never walk; I levitate, which is the best skill of all.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I have all these nice crystals I could give, that may improve your health or stamina or grant you an interesting power, maybe protect you against certain ailments. I'm told with proper holes in them, they could double as "bowling balls."
Or you may peruse my treasured collection of heads (some little more than skulls now, alas) and choose a pretty one for yourself. I'm most happy to share. If you know how to listen carefully enough they'll even speak to you, but don't pay any mind to their filthy lies. They deserved it.
((ETA: When I signed in today and had 69 comments in my inbox, I snickered like a perverted brat. The Terry/Ryuuji screened convo wins for the leash idea alone. I hope they do give poor Alucard a leash for Joachim. XD))
I can no longer eat cheese, I'm sure it would make me ill. What sort of discriminatory question is this?
From what I remember of cheese, which isn't much, the texture of stepped-in brains is similar to that of certain cheeses. I won't be putting either in my mouth any time soon, thank you.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
The human. I'd remove his sweet head for him, stroke his ginger hair, and tell him what a good boy he is. Oh, I'd like that, I'd like that very, very much.
3. What time is it where you are?
I've not seen the light nor felt the warmth of the sun for many long centuries. For me it will always be night...
Excuse me while I go pen a dreadful metrical composition and impale my wrists on something sharp. I've heard that's what juveniles do for fun these days whenever "darkness" is mentioned in any form.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Tonks has the most fascinating hair, I would dearly like to pet her. Her wolf friend too, if he won't bite terribly hard.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Guillotine. I have many ideas for bar entertainment.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Whichever one of them doesn't plan to imprison Harry in the water vein
Of equal importance, whichever one bathes more than once a decade. And doesn't cackle in bed. Nnghh.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
If you stopped imprisoning your servants on a whim, they'd be more likely to help you.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I wield five swords with my mind alone. (Obligatory "I can kill you with my brain" comment goes here.) I'm adept at my own unique form of magic, with and without the swords and psychic abilities.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I have all these nice crystals I could give, that may improve your health or stamina or grant you an interesting power, maybe protect you against certain ailments. I'm told with proper holes in them, they could double as "bowling balls."
Or you may peruse my treasured collection of heads (some little more than skulls now, alas) and choose a pretty one for yourself. I'm most happy to share. If you know how to listen carefully enough they'll even speak to you, but don't pay any mind to their filthy lies. They deserved it.
((ETA: When I signed in today and had 69 comments in my inbox, I snickered like a perverted brat. The Terry/Ryuuji screened convo wins for the leash idea alone. I hope they do give poor Alucard a leash for Joachim. XD))
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Date: 2006-03-30 12:08 am (UTC)I was always on call. People thought it abnormal that 'Bruce Wayne' would call me up at like seven at night, while I was on a date and I'd have to leave. Sometimes I think Dana thought the old man and I were somehow...being involved.No more vampire talk.
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Date: 2006-03-30 12:19 am (UTC)That's just a tad disturbing since you said he was around eighty or so.
...But what about before you became Batman - didn't you have a normal life then?
Deal. Would you rather talk about the weather, then? I hear we're predicted to have great Rollerblading weather soon. I was thinking of seeing if I could round up people to play hockey.
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Date: 2006-03-30 04:27 am (UTC)The way Gotham is in my time, it wouldn't be unthinkable. He used to be the most powerful man in the city and he's still one of the most influential. And my family wasn't hurting for flow the way some people might have expected. Not with my salary.
Some people might realize that Wayne/Powers is global, so of course I'm always at his beck and call. If they're smart, they might think the whole arrangement is because no one else would put up with him. A lot of people in Gotham aren't smart. I just kept hoping that underneath it all, Dana was.
I was a recovering discipline problem before I became Batman. I was just getting used to normal when my dad died.
You probably play hockey on the ground here, right ?
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Date: 2006-03-30 04:31 am (UTC)I was thinking more along the lines of him being too old than it being an ethical impossibility. From what you've told me of Gotham, and what I've heard of it from Nightwing, they had to undergo the same assumptions so I wouldn't expect it to be any better in the future.
I'm sure she was; because you talk about her like you love her, and if you love her, then she has to be worthy of it.
What sort of discipline problem? And again, if you don't want to talk about any of this, you don't have to.
Well, yeah. Quidditch is played on brooms, if you want something in the air, but I kinda sorta suck at flying on brooms. Too flimsy.
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Date: 2006-03-30 04:52 am (UTC)He plays the old man and the cane in public. But like I said, he took out a five man biker gang all on his own.
He'd probably have to stretch things out, because of his heart. But he's not really old, no matter his age.
I don't want to talk about it now.
You mentioned Quidditch before, you can explain it to me the next time I get a chocolate urge.
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Date: 2006-03-30 05:00 am (UTC)That's true but don't you get stuck with impotence after a certain age?
...Why is it that I think I'm more weirded out by discussing his sex life than you seem to be?
Fair enough.
So what, we only talk about things over chocolate? *mock huff* I see how it is; you only want me for my chocolate!
*grins* But sure. I'll feed you to make sure you listen, then tell you about the stupidest game in the world.