https://big-broomstick.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] big-broomstick.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hh_mirror2006-03-06 11:21 pm
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A flock of owls

Dear Headmistress,
Nemo has asked me to write this owl asking that he be assigned a house-elf, to help move his tank around and also for writing things like owls and classroom assignments. He promises to be its friend and ask it not to hurt itself and give it as much time off as it would like.

Sincerely,
Oliver Wood and Nemo


Professor Crowley,
May I join your class? I can make up any missing assignments.

Oliver Wood


Professor Voldemort,
May I join your next class? I can make up any missed work.

Oliver Wood

P.S. Please don't kill me.


Professor Lupin,
Can I join your next Transfiguration class? I can make up any missed work.

Oliver Wood

P.S. I heard that some really nasty rumors were going around about you, but I was a bit preoccupied with the Quidditch Cup. I hope that you're okay, since I really enjoyed your class.


Professor Snape,
May I join your next class? I can make up the missing work.

Oliver Wood


Professor Greyback,
Can I join your next class? I last took the class from Hagrid, and I want to see what's new.

Oliver Wood


Mr. Ollivander,
I have my old wand from my last time here, but I was wondering if I should look at getting a new one. Do you have any advice?

Oliver Wood
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