Andy blinked. "Oh-kay, buuuuut I don't speak Japanese. So I can't translate Japanese into English, 'cause the word's meaning is something I don't know. Guess I could wing it. By the way? Hot dogs? Totally essential to America," he affirmed. "That and apple pie. Whatevs. Tell me more about this near-death by kancho. Did it really happen to someone you know? Like a friend of a friend? One of my professors told me that almost every urban legend happens to a 'friend of a friend'. A FOAF." Andy pronounced it fo-aff.